Confession time, devs: What's that one payment gateway you chose that turned into a complete dumpster fire? I'm talking late payouts, terrible support... Warn the rest of us!

Picking a payment processor can be a real gamble. Some seem perfect but then turn out to be a total mess.

What’s your horror story? Late payouts that messed up your plans? Support that vanished when you needed them?

Let’s share and avoid the same pitfalls.

I had a payment processor that seemed fine at first but then hit me with huge rolling reserves. They withheld 20% of my income for months without any notice.

Their support was terrible too. Whenever I reached out about the delays, I got generic responses about “routine checks” that never seemed to end.

It’s crucial to review their reserve policies and evaluate their support team before you commit.